Två engelska lustigkurrar roade sig med att hitta på några fyndiga, men minst sagt krångliga, namn som de sedan bad personalen ropa ut i högtalarsystemet på Heathrow. Resultatet spelades in och förpackades i ett Word-dokument.
| Looks like… | Reads like… |
| Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed | I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired |
| Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie | I’ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody |
| Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest | I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed |
| Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet | Oo-ah, that ‘ s better and now I need a shit |
| Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted | My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard |
| Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee | Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea |
