Morons at Heathrow

Heathrow Airport
Två engelska lustigkurrar roade sig med att hitta på några fyndiga, men minst sagt krångliga, namn som de sedan bad personalen ropa ut i högtalarsystemet på Heathrow. Resultatet spelades in och förpackades i ett Word-dokument.

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Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired

Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie I’ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet Oo-ah, that ‘ s better and now I need a shit

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea

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